Soft Cream Butter

🧈 Soft Cream Butter 🧈

Thick, rich, and ready to melt your stress — this ultra-realistic squishy is a full stick of slow-rise comfort made for serious squeezers only 💛

Each Soft Cream Butter is hand-churned by your favorite Pastry Chef (hi, it’s me 👋) and comes in one of three delicious styles: Salted, Unsalted, or Sweet Cream, chosen at random for extra buttery suspense 🧂🍯✨

This is no dainty pat of butter — it’s a full block of golden goodness weighing in at 233g with packaging, making it perfect for your desk, shelf, or squishy collection.

Warning: Do not eat this. We know it looks edible. It is not. Do not snack the squish.

Each butter block is handmade, which means color variations and slight imperfections are totally normal. That’s just part of the churned-by-hand charm 🧈🎨

🥛 Why You’ll Love It:

Buttery block design with ultra-realistic texture and shine

Made from high-quality skin-safe silicone gel

Satisfyingly slow-rise and thicc enough to make a statement

The ultimate comfort squish — without the calories

🧈 Perfect For:

Butter lovers and stress melters

Foodie-themed gift boxes and desk décor

Adding chunky charm to your squishy collection

Anyone who thinks butter makes everything better

Weight: 233g with packaging

Material: High quality skin-safe silicone gel

Includes: 1 squishy butter block per order (flavor chosen at random)

Reminder: Not edible. No seriously. It looks tasty, but it’s not food 🧈🚫🍽️